I Can't Get Over You

Dear Dick,

Right now I have Frankie Beverly playing in my head: I can't get over you. I Can't Get Over You in either way, right now. I can't get over you, Dick, I can't get under you...then I hear Rose Royce and I Wanna Get Next To You...and the Commodores come to mind: Just To Be Close To You...Dick. I can really feel Anita Baker right now it's Been So Long... Phyllis Hyman knew when she sang I Can't Stand This Living All Alone. I can relate to Stephanie Mills cause I need the Comfort of a Man. If you were here it would probably be like the Gap Band and you'd have me Humping day and night.
I see I missed a call from you this morning. You could have left me a video message. I can just picture it. (smiling) It's colder than The Three Degrees because I don't know When Will I See You Again.
You're just not that into me, right now, I guess.

Love,

Me