Dear Dick,
I have to give it to you. No matter how much distance between us, you never give up on me. You just keep hanging around waiting on a chance to get with me. No matter how difficult I am, now that I've turned you on, you just can't stay away. I keep you coming, again and again, and coming back for more. You play hard ball and sometimes go nuts on me, too. Sometimes you just poke at me nonstop. You wouldn't have so much trouble getting back in if you would do right when I let you get close. You could stay in good with me and our relationship grow deeper and stronger...we'd do things together more often. That doesn't mean it won't be climactic, but we can go through those climaxes together. I know how to ride and hold on for life when stuff arises. I understand that it's hard for you not to be a prick. That's just what you are. We'll get along better if you just keep what's in your head between you and me. Like I have shown you, I can handle when you go nuts on me. You wouldn't have to spend so much time hanging around that butthole neighbor of yours, nor would constantly be in and out of so many different sticky situations. I'm here for you if you just show me you can be more of a stand-OUT kind. I'm here for YOU.
Love,
Me
Another job well done, this has been some interesting reading. Looking forward to the next post.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Vanessa. Looking forward to posting tomorrow's post already. Got a great idea for a post that will appeal to golfers, too. Gonna work on that, now. ;)
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