Are You Using Your Brains?

Dear Dick,

I may have said some things in my letters that left you wondering. I try to always say what's on my mind unless it's going to bring you down. Sometimes, I tell lies just to keep you up. When you ask "Who's is this?" We know it's mine and if it happens to be you I'm sharing it with at that moment, of course I'm going to say "it's yours, baby!" When you ask me do you make me moist, I'll say yes, but it could be because of any one of the passing thoughts I just had. You know, I hate when you make reference to the old Jackson 5 song, "Can You Feel It." That's a really old song and played out. The music might sound good to some, but if I want nostalgia, I'll go back to my old "Dick."
One thing I don't lie about: I say I love you at the end of each letter. That's no lie. If I keep saying it I need to know if you'll hold it against me? I want you to be firm with me. Heck, you can even be hard on me. I can take it. I like tough love.
I hope this gave you something to think about. Until next time I hope you only have me on your brains.

Love,
Me