Friday, August 3, 2012
Hey Dick,
I still haven't seen you. I haven't even heard from you much today. I spend waaay too much time with your friend, Vagina. Some women can play with her all the time but I get bored. I keep myself busy doing other things. I really miss you. You're forcing me to keep in touch with some of Vag's other friends. She's got some pretty fruity and sensitive friends upstairs from her. They're big girls, a couple of softies. They are identical twins and both their names begin with "T". They like touchy, feely types of guys and love to be tongue kissed. If one gets too much attention the other one gets so jealous! They don't even mind if the same guy plays with both of them at the same time. (shrugging shoulders) Actually, they prefer that. Vag' cries when they get the right attention, it brings her so much joy. Sometimes they play hard. Usually that means they're excited about something. I heard you sometimes like to come between them. Dick, you have a way of doing that - coming between stuff. Maybe you just need to be held sometimes. (laughing) When I see you again I'm going to give you a tight squeeze, or as many tight squeezes as you can handle. That will really soften you up. Don't worry, though, I won't let you stay soft. I'll help you man right back up.
I know you think about me as much as I do you, but I don't know when we are going to actually get together. There are lots of Dicks out there but not just any Dick will do for me! It's got to be the right fit and we have to really feel one another. One day the right one of you will be mine and I'm going to make you slap happy. You'll be jumping for joy!
I need to stop thinking about you so I'm going to end this letter here.
Until we meet again...
Love,
Me
Hey Dick,
I still haven't seen you. I haven't even heard from you much today. I spend waaay too much time with your friend, Vagina. Some women can play with her all the time but I get bored. I keep myself busy doing other things. I really miss you. You're forcing me to keep in touch with some of Vag's other friends. She's got some pretty fruity and sensitive friends upstairs from her. They're big girls, a couple of softies. They are identical twins and both their names begin with "T". They like touchy, feely types of guys and love to be tongue kissed. If one gets too much attention the other one gets so jealous! They don't even mind if the same guy plays with both of them at the same time. (shrugging shoulders) Actually, they prefer that. Vag' cries when they get the right attention, it brings her so much joy. Sometimes they play hard. Usually that means they're excited about something. I heard you sometimes like to come between them. Dick, you have a way of doing that - coming between stuff. Maybe you just need to be held sometimes. (laughing) When I see you again I'm going to give you a tight squeeze, or as many tight squeezes as you can handle. That will really soften you up. Don't worry, though, I won't let you stay soft. I'll help you man right back up.
I know you think about me as much as I do you, but I don't know when we are going to actually get together. There are lots of Dicks out there but not just any Dick will do for me! It's got to be the right fit and we have to really feel one another. One day the right one of you will be mine and I'm going to make you slap happy. You'll be jumping for joy!
I need to stop thinking about you so I'm going to end this letter here.
Until we meet again...
Love,
Me
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