You Dingaling

Dear Dick,

You just crossed my mind briefly. I hope you're healthy and hanging in there. Well, not "in" there, but you know what I mean. I hope you don't find yourself "swimming wit da fishies." Vag' and I talked and wished we could relate like Shanda and Isaac on manandwife.tv or like @AKWatkins and @RoyaleWatkins on their youtube.com/royalewatkins show "After I Do." The way you act these days, all bitter and afraid of feeling anything other than a little moist heat, we'll never get to I Do. You are such a dingaling, a real dingbat.
Well, here's another quickie in the books for us. I still love you, Dick.

Love,
Me