Dear Dick,
Like any emotionally healthy girl, every now and then I need a break from thinking about you. These last two days have been so refreshing. I can't hold your attention and you aren't into me at all lately, anyway, so why not get off you or get you off...off my mind. Sometimes I wish you would get your head stuck up your own @$$ so you can see what it feels like to lose your head and be screwed. What I hate more than you not being into me is getting totally screwed by you.
I hope you're enjoying yourself because one day you're going to be an old, wrinkled thing and not many people are going to be there for you; no one will want to touch you or want to hold you except a nurse for a check, a gray or blue haired lady, or maybe her granddaughter who will only want your Social Security check. Oh wait! We may not be getting those so you might not want to spend too much time screwing around now and get busy putting up money for blue pills.
Still love you,
Me
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