Dear Dick,
I now better understand my need for you in my life. Studies have shown that people who are married and in love are happier and live longer. We all know the term "Happy Wife, Happy Life" and this article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2190863/Semen-good-womens-health-helps-fight-depression.html gives us a clue as to why. "It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection, induce sleep and also contain at least three anti-depressants." This explains my insomnia and mood swings. While I've been quite disappointed in you as of late, Dick, my disappointment is more with your absence from my life and my bed. And you know all that trouble I was having in school this go round: "The researchers also claim that women who have regular unprotected sex are less depressed and perform better on cognitive tests." That explains it. If I get you up, you keep me up! They haven't or can't produce a study or an article that explains our benefit to you, Dick. I mean, it's written in the #1 Bestseller of all time...THE BIBLE, and no one has that amount of time to sit down and write. It's a never-ending study proven everyday. You can't even be President of our great country without a wife. That says a little bit. You can't rule outside the home if you can't rule a home. HA! No wonder this country has been such a mess. You've almost never had any control when you held office and no wonder you're so often in messes.
I now better understand my need for you in my life. Studies have shown that people who are married and in love are happier and live longer. We all know the term "Happy Wife, Happy Life" and this article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2190863/Semen-good-womens-health-helps-fight-depression.html gives us a clue as to why. "It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection, induce sleep and also contain at least three anti-depressants." This explains my insomnia and mood swings. While I've been quite disappointed in you as of late, Dick, my disappointment is more with your absence from my life and my bed. And you know all that trouble I was having in school this go round: "The researchers also claim that women who have regular unprotected sex are less depressed and perform better on cognitive tests." That explains it. If I get you up, you keep me up! They haven't or can't produce a study or an article that explains our benefit to you, Dick. I mean, it's written in the #1 Bestseller of all time...THE BIBLE, and no one has that amount of time to sit down and write. It's a never-ending study proven everyday. You can't even be President of our great country without a wife. That says a little bit. You can't rule outside the home if you can't rule a home. HA! No wonder this country has been such a mess. You've almost never had any control when you held office and no wonder you're so often in messes.
I guess this means I can't give up on you. We need each other. Now I guess I'll "Say A Little Prayer For You." Here's to one day having good sleep nightly and stable moods...one day.
Love,
Me
Love,
Me
Laughing out loud because this is so true! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much, Roni, for taking the time to read & comment. Dick & I have had this on again, off again, love/hate relationship for quite some time now. I had to write about it. ;) Thanks, again & blessings to you.
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